Where in the World?!?

Life in a toddler bed has been shockingly uneventful...until now. This morning, I suffered from brief heart palpatations during the few moments when I thought my child had gone missing. Looks like Morgan's already figured out the game of "Where's Waldo?"

Bzzzzz

Morgan:  I don't like flies.

Me:  Why?

Morgan:  Because they're nasty....and 'gusting.

Wishful Thinking

It snowed today...I had big plans for sidewalk chalk and sunshine. Guess I'll have to settle for a little walk down memory lane.

 

Potty Training 101

Morgan: Mama, don't smell me, k?

Me:  Why?

Morgan: Because I'm stinky.

Me:  Did you go poo poo?

Morgan: No, I'm just stinky.

The Truth of The Matter

If it came down to to picking milk or Mommy, she's gonna pick milk...every time.

If Anyone Ever Asks

I want to document that my daughter's craziness is genetic and not just because of me.

 Who am I kidding, it's mostly me.

Pawk Chaaaupp

Looks like we've got a little southern belle in the makin' -- now I just need to teach her about grits and sweet tea!



Okay, spoke too soon. Pawk Chaups are OUT!