Size Does Matter

Especially when it comes to pillows -

Her vocabulary

Is just off the hook.

Scene: Bedtime

Me: Morgan, please get under your covers.

Morgan: Just a minute, Mama.

Me: No, I need you to get in bed now.

Morgan: No, just a minute. I am just tryin' to find a spot to lay down.

Scene: Car ride

Me: Morgan, take your feet off the back of my seat.

Morgan: No Mama, I can't.

Me: Why?

Morgan: Because my feet are just really comfortable.

Scene: Family Room

Morgan: Come here, Mom!

Me: Why?

Morgan: I need to show you somefin.

Me: What?

Morgan: I'm just gettin' my party started.

In my defense-

I thought this was going to be a cute little video documenting how well my toddler can use a spoon to eat her clam chowder and crackers. We clearly have some work to do in the table manners department.

I'm Too Sexy

For my pants.

Rub a Dub Dub

One buck-toothed baby in the tub!

Don't Worry

The cup was almost empty and she can't actually read yet, so I figure the long-term damage here was minimal. However, if she ends up on the Bachelor one day, I guess we'll know why.

Who's Your Daddy?

I took a picture of David and Morgan that turned out like this -- Then I asked him to return the favor, only his picture turned out like this --

Really?!?! Cuz in 20 years I am going to need to remember the night my toddler tried to remove my eye!