Morgan: Daddy, where did you go?
David: I just went to the store.
Morgan: Oh! Daddy, I missed you, and my hair's ALL tangled!
For the record, I have no idea how those issues are connected, but Morgan was a hot mess!
Morgan: Here Daddy, smell this --
David (sniffing Morgan's hand): Gross, where was this?
Morgan: On my butt!
Also for the record, we are not a "potty humor" family -- this simply confirms that toddlers are genetically hard-wired to love all things poop. Good thing she's cute...
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