We've Had a Good Run

Everyone has always told me that girls are easier when they are little and boys make easier teens.  Because I only have one girl, and because she is only three, I have no idea if that is actually true.  What I do know is that I've already been fired as a mother.

Today, while enjoying a lovely Sunday brunch, my child looked at me through her bites of egg, stared me right in the eye, and said, "Mom, you've been around for a while.  I think I need a new one." I can't wait until she hits puberty.