Goldilocks And The Plastic Bear

As I have mentioned, we went on a fabulous family vacation this summer. Our primary goal was to take David through Yellowstone and appreciate all of nature's wonders. The one animal we didn't see was a bear, which was frankly fine by all of us. Except Morgan, who has apparently decided bears are more fun to ride than ponies. Good thing this one's not real...I'm pretty sure the park rangers would have frowned upon the following: