Saturday, April 30, 2011

Size Does Matter

Especially when it comes to pillows -

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Her vocabulary

Is just off the hook.

Scene: Bedtime

Me: Morgan, please get under your covers.

Morgan: Just a minute, Mama.

Me: No, I need you to get in bed now.

Morgan: No, just a minute. I am just tryin' to find a spot to lay down.

Scene: Car ride

Me: Morgan, take your feet off the back of my seat.

Morgan: No Mama, I can't.

Me: Why?

Morgan: Because my feet are just really comfortable.

Scene: Family Room

Morgan: Come here, Mom!

Me: Why?

Morgan: I need to show you somefin.

Me: What?

Morgan: I'm just gettin' my party started.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

In my defense-

I thought this was going to be a cute little video documenting how well my toddler can use a spoon to eat her clam chowder and crackers. We clearly have some work to do in the table manners department.

Sunday, April 17, 2011

I'm Too Sexy

For my pants.

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Rub a Dub Dub

One buck-toothed baby in the tub!

Saturday, April 9, 2011

Don't Worry

The cup was almost empty and she can't actually read yet, so I figure the long-term damage here was minimal. However, if she ends up on the Bachelor one day, I guess we'll know why.

Friday, April 1, 2011

Who's Your Daddy?

I took a picture of David and Morgan that turned out like this -- Then I asked him to return the favor, only his picture turned out like this --
Really?!?! Cuz in 20 years I am going to need to remember the night my toddler tried to remove my eye!